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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 11:00
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones